N&Q5 - Bulwer-LyttonPrize1985
The countdown had stalled at T minus 69 seconds when Desiree, the first female ape to go up in space, winked at me slyly and pouted her thick, rubbery lips unmistakably – the first of many such advances during what would prove to be the longest, and most memorable, space voyage of my career.
(by martha simpson, Glastonbury, Connecticut)


